• Rachel Green and Chandler Bing in Friends: “And hey, just so you know. It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!” Just so you know
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin. Penguins are real.” We can get mythical animals?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “Okay, I will do it... But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person. And that is not the man you fell in...” But I have to warn you…
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.” Thats one way to solve a problem
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  • Jim Halpert and Michael Scott in The Office: “Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think? It's never too early for ice cream, Jim.” It's a little early for ice cream.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop, Jason Mendoza and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “Jason, talk to no one. Go nowhere. Do nothing. I won't let you down.” Jason, talk to no one.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.” Would an idiot do that?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “My gran could do better! And she's dead!” My gran could do better!
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.” You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
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