• Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” A lie is just a great story
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “The worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.” The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing but the truth is, that guy's a genius.” People make fun of the guy who stays home every night
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “When I let a day go by without talking to you...that day is just no good.” When I let a day go by without talking to you
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  • Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess...'cause you're almost as...” I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
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  • Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Robin, just... I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.” I appreciate your help
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time when all the evidence points...” I can't do this anymore.
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  • Lily Aldrin and Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother: “Just be yourself. Say something nice. Which one? I can't do both.” Just be yourself. Say something nice.
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “You live in Ohio, right? All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.” You live in Ohio, right?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Think of me as Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro.” Think of me as Yoda.
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