• Chandler Bing in Friends: “I'm your man, I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means YOU working twice as hard!” I am your man
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “She's on a flip phone, Jess. She's either poor or a time traveler.”
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.” Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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  • Gretchen and Harvey Specter in Suits: “You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly. Am I not manly? Well, if you have to ask...” I prefer my men manly.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.” Take a lesson from parakeets
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  • Janice and Chandler Bing in Friends: “What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce.” What a small world!
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “What kind of child will I have? A very tutu-y, like, princess?” Black tutu with a gold chain
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  • Jack in A.P. BIO: “Don't be a bitch” Don't be a bitch
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “My boobs are loving this unemployment thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day.” My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
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