• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.” Leslie knows best
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  • Tony and Hooker in After Life: “Worst one, sex addiction. Literally invented by someone who got caught cheating. Hey, those guys are some of my...” Worst one, sex addiction.
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  • Temperance Brennan in Bones: “Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.” Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Do you have anything that says Sorry for cheating on you, please don't sleep with my friends?” Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
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  • Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die! Not one word of that is true.” I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent.” If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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  • Kidnapper and Lois Griffin in Family Guy: “We have your son? Meg's our daughter. Really?” Really?
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  • Lloyd and Ari Gold in Entourage: “Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.” Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “Obviously, go to your mother first, but if she´s not around… I´m here for you.” Go to your mother first
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  • Man I and Man II in Another Period: “I can't believe they hacked Edison's server. What Talbert the Butler? Yeah, hacked him into pieces with an axe.” They hacked Edison's server
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