• Helen in A.P. BIO: “This is my cervix. Who can tell me the five things that are wrong with it?” This is my cervix.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “In case of emergency, please contact Amy Farrah Fowler. And there's my phone number.” Ahhhhhh
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  • Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Scott, your whole ass is out! I'm finally a Kardashian!” Scott, your whole ass is out!
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  • Creed Bratton and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “Hello Baby. Here you want to play with this? You can't give paper clips to a baby.” You can't give paper clips to a baby.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.” First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.
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  • Nancy and U-Turn in Weeds: “You bought a Prius? : I bought seven of them. I’ve got my whole crew driving em, real quiet.” You bought a Prius?
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “I hate magic. I mean, why us? You, I get. i think about stabbing you all the time.” I hate magic
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You can't wear a costume to a wedding. Why not? Belle's a princess. She faced the beast.” In your face
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  • Gabe Lewis and Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “What are your weaknesses? I don't have any, asshole.” What are your weaknesses?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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