• Tommy and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “It’s hot in here. Or is it just me? It’s a kitchen you donut.” It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't play the odds, I play the man.” I don't play the odds, I play the man.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, Oh, my God. There's something in the basement.” Oh, my God. There's something in the basement
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right...” A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.” History of mental illness?
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  • Violet Harmon and Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you. Go away, Tate. No, no, don't do this. Go away!” I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Phil’s-Osophy. A hardbound collection of all the life lessons i’ve learned.” A hardbound collection
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The IRS combines two of the things we hate the most in life: someone taking our money and math.” The IRS combines two things
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me? It means I wish you weren't going.” What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Hey! Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.” Kind of
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