• Tony in After Life: “Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all? When did that start?” Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?” What kind of monster
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “OK, I gotta tell you, my weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... but you are clearing it in street shoes.” My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love you too.” Finally!
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Oh come on. You give me them anaemic bits of shit, I'll fucking throw them up your arse sideways.” You give me them anaemic bits of shit
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  • Gina Linetti and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics? You hate looking at pictures of my twins.” Got any new baby pics?
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  • Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things: “Listen, don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.” Listen, I don't like most people
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “What I'm trying to say is: you are my heart worm. Now, I'm gonna let you go back to your date.” #Shamy
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!” Do you realize what this means?
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