• Police Officer, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I assume one of you is the father. I am. That's me. Actually, we're both the father.” I assume one of you is the father.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey David what'd you find? Sure half a carat is fine. Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.” Sure half a carat is fine
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “[Dean drinks beer] Seriously? Dude, it’s like noon! Uh, well you drank all the coffee so...” Seriously? It's like noon
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  • Man and Beatrice in Another Period: “What is your favourite time of the day? Uhm...uhm I think I should ask a man. I can't think of a better...” What is your favourite time of the day?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week.” Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.” The most amazing things
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  • Beverly and Barry in The Goldbergs: “What do you want for breakfast? Privacy, Mom!” What do you want for breakfast?
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  • American Horror Story: “Normal people scare me.” Normal people scare me.
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “And take turns blowing the horse. Did you see the look on Quentin's face?” The look on his face
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  • Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down.” He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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