• Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “It's you and me, together for always.” It's you and me, together for always.
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  • Neighbour and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “I have never once said a word about that obnoxious parrot of yours that’s always squawking.” Parrot? What Parrot?
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms..” Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
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  • Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “Darryl is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?” Who says exactly what they are thinking?
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  • Tate Langdon and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I painted it black. I know how you don't like normal things. You're the first boy to ever...” I painted it black.
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  • Black Man and Redneck in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Who was working that farm? My Family! Do you know how much a slave cost back then?” Oh no he didn't
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  • Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Hold on... There is something different. I went to that tanning place your WIFE suggested.” Hold on... There is something different.
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Bring him to me. Why? I wanna get my Catherine the Great on.” Google it. Totally hilarious.
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Anal dilation aside. What do you think of our case?” Anal dilation aside
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  • Old Man, CL and OM in Pawn Stars: “OM: Chumlee, shut the f*ck up. I know what I’m doing Chumlee. I’ve been around for awhile.” he just irritates the shit out of me
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