• Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Pastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him. It's like Barbie married a turtle.” She is so much prettier than him
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  • Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Why don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom, and see how much is in his wallet?” See how much is in his wallet
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  • Dylan Marshall and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “Haley is fine and the babies are great! I can't wait to see them. What about the sex?” What about the sex?
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  • Denise and Stuart Bloom in The Big Bang Theory: “I wanna move in with you more than The Thing wants to clobber. More than Hulk wants to smash?” I wanna move in with you more than
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  • Joey and Chandler Rolling Dog Entrance
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  • Homer figured it all out
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  • All you fuckers get paid?!
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  • Raj Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Susan is not into you. She has a type. What type? Don't make me say it.” Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy?
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  • Scientist and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “That's the great thing about science. We all get to have our own opinions.” That's the great thing about science.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love talking to you. It's like talking to me with a girl voice.” It's like talking to me with a girl voice.
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