The twins started kicking the second I picked up booze.
I love you both.
Who's ready for another margarita?!
Uhh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.
But you think I'll win, right?
He's gonna get destroyed.
I'm really confused about how to react to this story.
And with apologies to Lady Gaga
I went to a 2000s party last night it was so fun