• April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “You gotta win me a Teddy bear. I'm gonna win you a million teddy bears.” You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other!” Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Love? Love fades away. But things. Things are forever.” Love? Love fades away.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.” I just slept seven hours
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work.” Friends, waffles and work
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.” Every time a couple gets married…
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I don't celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it, White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.” I don't celebrate Christmas
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!” If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies!
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.” I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert.
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