• Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.” You were denied a cell phone
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Hey, are you gonna murder me 'cause you're a stranger I met on the Internet? Yes, I am. He says no.” Hey, are you gonna murder me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.” I am not a successful adult.
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  • Nick Miller, Schmidt and Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo and then a bird pooed on me.” Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster at a local amusement park. That and a pack of cigarettes.” My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “You always see the worst in people. Yeah, because people are the worst!” You always see the worst in people.
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  • Nick Miller and Bob Day in New Girl: “I've got stuff I got to do. Stuff? You don't have any stuff. Name one stuff. Documents.” I've got stuff I got to do.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Can you imagine how much we would get done if we just focused our energy onto something a little bit more worthwhile?” Can you imagine how much we would get done
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy. I don't think you're trying that hard.” I guess I can't hide my crazy.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I'd like the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don't like it.” I'd like the strongest drink you have
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