• Judges and Lillian in Another Period: “But won't you all just want to vote for other woman? Oh, uh, woman hate each other.” But won't you all just want to vote for other woman?
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  • Trish Walker and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Too much? Not unless you’re going grocery shopping in Texas.” Grocery shopping in Texas
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.”
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Cook in Kitchen Nightmares: “Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved? The salad. You fucking donut.” Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway.
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am.” I'm too young to die
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like it, you shoulda put a ring on it.” It's like my girl Beyonce says
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  • Leo Markus and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough. Maybe if we were in high school.” I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough.
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  • Rachel Green and Chandler Bing in Friends: “And hey, just so you know. It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!” Just so you know
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin. Penguins are real.” We can get mythical animals?
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