• Chandler Bing in Friends: “Okay, I will do it... But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person. And that is not the man you fell in...” But I have to warn you…
    • 1
    • Share
  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that my arm? It doesn't feel like an arm. Then, maybe you should let it go.” It doesn't feel like an arm.
    • 1
    • Share
  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
    • 1
    • Share
  • Penny and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say...Must keep gorilla hands from killing again!” She could play Batman and she would be amazing
    • 1
    • Share
  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.” Thats one way to solve a problem
    • 1
    • Share
  • Jim Halpert and Michael Scott in The Office: “Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think? It's never too early for ice cream, Jim.” It's a little early for ice cream.
    • 1
    • Share
  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.” Would an idiot do that?
    • 1
    • Share
  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “My gran could do better! And she's dead!” My gran could do better!
    • 1
    • Share
  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.” You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
    • 1
    • Share
  • Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “The cruelest thing of all is false hope.” The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
    • 1
    • Share