• Adam in Man with a Plan: “Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband… It's so unimportant, nobody even tried to rhyme it.” Happy wife, happy life
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon, you big weirdo, I want you to know that i love that you're in my life. I love you, too.” I love that you're in my life
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Rajesh Koothrappali's dad in The Big Bang Theory: “No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual. What's that?” If anything, I'm metrosexual
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Heck, you've had sex almost as many times as I have fingers. More. By this many. You dog!” More
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Penny and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Here, you can have your seat. No, no, no, stay there.” No one cares
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “My respect isn't demanded, it's earned” My respect isn't demanded, it's earned
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “He's not like us Penny. We're dreamers” He's not like us
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  • Selina in Veep: “You look like the world's least fucked geisha.” Asian charm
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Sorry I'm late. But I got here as soon as I wanted to.” Sorry I'm late.
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  • Kit Walker and Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “They weren't humans. They were monsters. All monsters are human.” They weren't humans.
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