• John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is...” Sex is like boxing
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin an icecream with chocolate sprinkles.” You can't ruin a friendship with sex
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it´s easy to do.” You only get one chance at a first impression.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.” Wise words from Homer
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  • Police Officer, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I assume one of you is the father. I am. That's me. Actually, we're both the father.” You got a better idea?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “People say that alcohol cause many deaths but they don't say how many people were born because of it.” People say that alcohol cause many deaths
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't wanna be the reason that you don't win a Nobel You’re the only reason I...” If this is not love I do not know what is.
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “On this battleground in 1881, 56 Indians lost their lives and four brave Americans lost their hats.” On this battleground in 1881
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  • Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “What's the matter, sweetie? Is one of your book characters having difficulties?” What's the matter, sweetie?
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  • Claire and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Hang on. We're both adults. We can still get together without it meaning anything. Not me.” We're both adults
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