• Chandler Bing, Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part. What is the worst part?” Can I talk to you for a second?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” Seven days a week
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  • Police Officer, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I assume one of you is the father. I am. That's me. Actually, we're both the father.” You got a better idea?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he always puts a towel around...” You know what's weird?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?” We swallow our feelings
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  • Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “It's time to settle down. Make a choice. Pick a lane. Who's Elaine?” It's time to settle down.
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  • Rachel Green and Dr. Ross Geller in Friends: “I'm busy, I'm apartment hunting. You're moving? Yeah, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes.” I'm apartment hunting.
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  • Rachel Green and Dr. Ross Geller in Friends: “I'm so mad. Ross I don't think I've been this angry. What about the time I said we were on a break?” I'm so mad.
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  • Monica Geller and Teacher in Friends: “I know I know I know! Monica, you asked the question.” I know I know I know!
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  • Monica Geller in Friends: “I just realized I don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world. He's not you.” I don't care
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