• Schmidt and Kim in New Girl: “I'm your employee. And I work harder than anyone. I'm the first one to show up every morning. No, you're not.” I work harder than anyone.
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Molecule” Molecule
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Condition? So to you people, being a woman is like having chronic diarrhea. Hey Doc, I'm not feeling well.” Condition?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.” Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “I got a rash in my, you know, private area. Private? You get more traffic you're gonna have to...” Berta is not holding back
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey David what'd you find? Sure half a carat is fine. Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.” Sure half a carat is fine
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “[Dean drinks beer] Seriously? Dude, it’s like noon! Uh, well you drank all the coffee so...” Seriously? It's like noon
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  • Man and Beatrice in Another Period: “What is your favourite time of the day? Uhm...uhm I think I should ask a man. I can't think of a better...” What is your favourite time of the day?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week.” Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.” The most amazing things
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