• Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Sorry I'm late. But I got here as soon as I wanted to.” Sorry I'm late.
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “She's not your type. Your type is much stupider than her.” She's not your type.
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  • Bronn and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Don't get killed. Nor you, my friend. Oh, are we friends now? Of course we are.” Don't get killed.
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  • Kit Walker and Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “They weren't humans. They were monsters. All monsters are human.” They weren't humans.
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “If the leaves in the frontyard got raked up, that would be great. Oh, that would be unbelievable.” That would be great
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore. That's why we're soulmates.” Honey, you're simple
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  • Sue and Selina in Veep: “Madam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning. Any chance they fixed the wifi? I'll check.” We've been hacked
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.” You talk to God, you're religious.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “I'm proud of you. You're my best friend and I love you.” You're my best friend and I love you.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “When I say, I understand, it doesn't mean I understand. It doesn't mean I agree.” I understand
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