• Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day, and she's never said I'm pretty once.” I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!” You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
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  • Kai Anderson in American Horror Story: “I said there is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.” There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “We’re going out, Marge! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths! All right!” We’re going out, Marge!
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones that you MOST expect?” I can't believe it
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “You doing okay, sweetie? There is ominous music playing, and there is an afghan over my head.” You doing okay, sweetie?
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “There's no cure for being a cunt.” There's no cure for being a cunt.
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  • Tyrion Lannister and Missandei in Game of Thrones: “A wise man once said the true history of the world. Is the history of great conversations in...” A wise man once said
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “What's the opposite of thank you? I'm pretty sure it ends in you.” What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You slipped and fell into a robot hand? Yes. Penis first? Yes.” Happens all the time
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