• The Lamaze Teacher in Friends: “Alright, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.” Like a flower
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller in Friends: “How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. Anyone know a good place if you're not...” Good deal
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  • Chandler Bing and Rachel Green in Friends: “Can you see my nipples through my shirt? No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.” Can you see my nipples through my shirt?
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Rachel Green in Friends: “Now we need the semen of a righteous man. Okay, Pheebs, you know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be...” Let me check the fridge
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  • Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day? I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.” At a bus station!
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I believe when the right woman comes along, you'll have the guts to say, No thanks, I'm married.”
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  • Ross Geller, Chandler Bing and Monica Geller in Friends: “This is the most beautiful table I've ever seen! I know. Heads up, Ross...Score! You suck!” It is magnificient
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “And, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life.” I love pheebs ☹️♥️.
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  • Ross Geller and Rachel Green in Friends: “Here's to a lousy Christmas. And a crappy New Year.”
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? The bigger half!”
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