• Chandler Bing in Friends: “She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat bald men.” She's amazing!
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I don't get how guys can do so many mean things and not even care.”
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.” Solid advice Tribbiani!
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “It kind of looks like an old potato.” It kind of does
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “When did you have it last? Doy, probably right before she lost it.”
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?” Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I just want more pumpkin, that's all I want. Right, well I'll give you more pumpkin and I'll ram it...” I just want more pumpkin
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex” I am a horny engineer
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  • Like a unicorn
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