• Hank in Californication: “Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.” Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress
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  • Becca and Hank in Californication: “Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? No not so much, actually you like girls who...” Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
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  • Karen and Hank in Californication: “You look great. I look like a fucking FBI agent!” You look great
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  • Hank in Californication: “There is no life without love. None worth having, anyway.” There is no life without love
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  • Hank in Californication: “Now you’re giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.” Now you’re giving me that look
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  • Hank in Californication: “Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place.” Your assistant makes me want to touch myself
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  • Hank in Californication: “You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.” You can’t snort a line of coke
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  • Hank in Californication: “A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness” A morning of awkwardness
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  • Hank in Californication: “Oh, I know that look. That’s the look that shrivels me testes.” Oh, I know that look
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  • Hank in Californication: “I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.” I may not go down in history
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