• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “But I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.” Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom?
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  • Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I told you that in confidence. We don't have that kind of relationship.” I told you that in confidence
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I can't believe that the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger?” I wonder why?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?” You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?” Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I've spent the whole night studying what people believe. I've come to a conclusion. I'm starting my own religion.” This is going to be a small group of people
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “I'm not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don't have to worry about me.” I'm not fine as in fine
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Salmonella is not an ingridient.” Salmonella is not an ingridient.
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  • Eleanor and Chidi in The Good Place: “Is he talking about what I think he’s talking about? No, Eleanour. Once again, none of these philosophers...” No, they are not.
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  • Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I mean, Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code.s” Jobs was a poser
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