• Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Anal dilation aside. What do you think of our case?” Anal dilation aside
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Now, go drink till it feels like you did the right thing.” Now go drink until you feel like you did the right thing.
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Wow, you're pretty. Good. You've hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I'm not interested.” Wow, you're pretty.
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  • Karen and Hank in Californication: “You look great. I look like a fucking FBI agent!” You look great
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.” If you get pulled over for speeding
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? [pauses] Perhaps she’s done something...” If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Stay low.” Savage
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  • Rachel Zane and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Why? Why should I go out with him? Just because he's charming and hot? And witty and British.” Why should I go out with him?
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  • Erica and Adam in The Goldbergs: “Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, right? Of course.” So, I have a theory
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “That's like saying that Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage.” That's like saying that Pradas are just shoes
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