• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other!” Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Love? Love fades away. But things. Things are forever.” Love? Love fades away.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.” I just slept seven hours
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work.” Friends, waffles and work
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.” Every time a couple gets married…
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So it's been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing.” No work, no meetings, no memos, nothing
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  • Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” Literally killed a guy last year.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.” That's where I live
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  • Ron Swanson and Waiter in Parks and Recreation: “I'll have the number 8. That's a party platter, sir. It serves twelve people.” Dont you dare question Ron lunch choices
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