• Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” I haven't had lunch since yesterday.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.” It's more than a promise.
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  • April Ludgate and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You signed your real name to that letter? Of course I did. Whats gonna happen?” Ron about Veganism
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Sexual history? Epic and private.” Sexual history?
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Allergies? Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.” Allergies?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” Give 100%
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” Ron about bowling
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “There will be no froofy desserts. There will be no giant soap bubble guns. There will be no adult men in...” BBQ is about good shared meat!
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “This is your lunch. You should be able to do whatever you want to with this, right?” Teaching kids how taxes work
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  • Parks and Recreation: “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.” Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
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