• Parks and Recreation: “Best fake pregnancy test ever.” Best fake pregnancy test ever.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “There's only one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.” There's only one thing I hate more than lying
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Leslie, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” Welcome to my 2018
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  • Andy Dwyer and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, look. I found all three differences. Those are two completely different pictures.” I found all three differences.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't I get furious.” I am not a sore loser.
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  • Andy Dwyer and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “I can't believe we're at Hogwarts! No, that's Buckingham Palace.” Andy ❤❤
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  • April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Andy? You okay? I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm...”
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.” Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “What's more cuterus than your uterus?” What's more cuterus than your uterus?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Not to worry. I have a permit.” I have a permit.
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