• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” Never half ass two things.
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  • Ann Perkins and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter! That's insane!” What the hell Ann?
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  • Leslie Knope and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Andy, will you be Iceland? The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.” I've got some bad news for you Andy
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “She's the cold, distant mother I never had. I love her.” She's the cold, distant mother I never had
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  • Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Wow, the sky is really beautiful. It's pollution from the sweetums factory. It's gorgeous.” But is it worth the Ethanol?
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I don't want to date a twin, 'cause I've been tricked before.” I don't want to date a twin
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  • Tom Haverford and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You're thinking out loud again. Am I? I am.” Am I?
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  • Woman over speaker in Parks and Recreation: “We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the...” Oh this is me
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