• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into...” You will grow from boys into men
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  • Ann Perkins and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Seniors can get pretty ornery. I think that's pronounced horny.” Seniors can get pretty ornery.
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.” I'm allergic to sushi.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.” Best of Luck
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” Fishing relaxes me
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against.” Classic Ron
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.” Ron about Veganism
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Do you exercise? Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.” Do you exercise?
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets. I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks.” Andy telling all his secrets
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers.” Those are some badass plants
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