• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet!” Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
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  • Chandler Bing, Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part. What is the worst part?” Can I talk to you for a second?
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  • Karen Walker and Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Jack, where the hell are those books of magic spells!?! Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.” Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The three sentences to get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!” I know I’ve gotten through life saying those phrases.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don't win friends with salad.” You don't win friends with salad.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.” Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.” I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You are usually in a good mood because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than just sex to...” It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't wait to marry you.” I can't wait to marry you.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” Seven days a week
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