• Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “And what does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” Make that two
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny...” They always travel in groups of five
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  • Louis Litt in Suits: “Well, then give me a deed, I'll do it. Give me a mountain, I'll climb it. Give me a Katy Perry song, I'll sing it.” Give me a deed, I'll do it.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?” They would kill for it
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  • Mr. Burns, Marge Simpson and Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons: “Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power? Solar.” Who told you about those?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?” Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Hey, there he is. How's it going, buddy? My life stinks. Cheer up, you're still a kid.” My life stinks.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how...” Books are useless!
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim just texted me saying How fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch.” How fucking dare you
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.” Never be afraid to reach for the stars
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