• Jack and Principal Durbin in A.P. BIO: “I mean, these kids are old enough to get pregnant. They can't be alone for two seconds?” I mean, these kids are old enough to get pregnant
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  • Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I’m worried about Mom, a little bit, because I’ll look online and there will...” Kim knows best
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.” I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “You better photoshop me if I'm next to these skinny bitches.” You better photoshop me
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski, Howard Wolowitz and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Ready to call tech support? Give me the number.” That's racist
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.” And then we'll call the couch…
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  • Harvey Specter and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “There's a secretary's day? There is. And you're very generous.” There's a secretary's day?
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  • Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “You're mine and I am yours. And If we die, we die but first we'll live.” You're mine and I am yours. And If we die, we die but first we'll live.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Marge, it takes two to lie: One to lie, and one to listen.” It takes two to lie
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “I've got bras older than her. And like them, she's been through a lot.” I've got bras older than her
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