• Mary Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smart, wonderful friends.”
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “It's nothing fancy, but it'll get you to auditions, and at least for now, you don't have to go back...” He's the best
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  • Adam and Don in Man with a Plan: “Hey, Kowalski. You call that a hand turkey? Kowalski's only got three fingers. Sorry, buddy. Thumbs-up. No thumb.” You call that a hand turkey?
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  • Steve Harrington and Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things: “How do you know it’s not just a lizard? Because his face opened up and he ate my cat!” How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
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  • Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail!” Just stop it
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  • Bones in Bones: “Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!” Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
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  • Hamelac and Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Where... are... your... friends?! There's a little coffee shop on Lafayette Street in SoHo...” Where are your friends?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.” Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress
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  • Seinfeld: “Serenity Now!”
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I don’t care what the little bastards say, I love the holidays. I just don’t like spending it with them.” I love the holidays
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