• Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You are usually in a good mood because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than just sex to...” It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't wait to marry you.” I can't wait to marry you.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” Seven days a week
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “And what does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” Make that two
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny...” They always travel in groups of five
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  • Winston Bishop and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Would you consider us adorable? No! We're adult men. We're cute.” Would you consider us adorable?
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  • Louis Litt in Suits: “Well, then give me a deed, I'll do it. Give me a mountain, I'll climb it. Give me a Katy Perry song, I'll sing it.” Give me a deed, I'll do it.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?” They would kill for it
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  • Mr. Burns, Marge Simpson and Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons: “Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power? Solar.” Who told you about those?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?” Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
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