• Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Hey, there he is. How's it going, buddy? My life stinks. Cheer up, you're still a kid.” My life stinks.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how...” Books are useless!
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim just texted me saying How fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch.” How fucking dare you
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.” Never be afraid to reach for the stars
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense.” I ate a brownie once at a party in college.
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Lord, they're like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities.” They're like Siamese twins
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I pick up books like you pick up beers! Then you have a serious reading problem.” I pick up books like you pick up beers!
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.” WOOHOO
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  • Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones: “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.” When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
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  • Lois Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Really?” Some things never change
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