• Michael Scott and Pam Beesly in The Office: “You and Jim are close, huh? Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.” You and Jim are close, huh?
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “I'm going to start my own paper company. Do you know the industry's in decline?” I'm going to start my own paper company.
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  • Charles Miner and Jim Halpert in The Office: “What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back.” What is a two-way petting zoo?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation?” Lonely people mixing with one another?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” You know what's even cooler than triceratops?
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  • Phyllis Lapin and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “What are you making? A knife. You're making a knife with a knife? You got a better way?” What are you making?
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  • Angela Martin and Michael Scott in The Office: “He knows how to get things. He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.” He knows how to get things.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.” And look at where we are now.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.” Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Force it in as deep as you can. That's what she said.” Force it in as deep as you can.
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