• Jake Harper and Sophie in Two and a Half Men: “You smell like strawberries. It's my lip gloss. Does it taste like it smells? You want to find out?” You smell like strawberries.
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  • Selina in Veep: “Fat Wolverine.” Fat Wolverine
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  • Kevin Gable and Sales Guy in Kevin can wait: “We have got unity back here. Alone we are just single fingers, but together we bowl up into a fist...” We got unity
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  • Judges and Lillian in Another Period: “But won't you all just want to vote for other woman? Oh, uh, woman hate each other.” But won't you all just want to vote for other woman?
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  • Trish Walker and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Too much? Not unless you’re going grocery shopping in Texas.” Grocery shopping in Texas
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.”
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted.” I cared for eight seconds.
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Cook in Kitchen Nightmares: “Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved? The salad. You fucking donut.” Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am.” I'm too young to die
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  • Dr. Jaime Conway and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Dr. House, I've heard your name. Most people have. It's also a noun.” I've heard your name
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