• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV.” The answer to life's problems
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!” Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
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  • Erlich Bachman and Monica Hall in Silicon Valley: “There's something called mansplaining. Have you heard about this? We know what mansplaining is.”
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  • Tag Jones and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Phoebe. That's a great name. You like that? You should hear my phone number.” Strong dating skills
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!” Pine has no place in this loft!
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  • Dinesh Chugtai, Jared Dunn and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I just donated $5,000 to my cousins Wajeed's Kickstarter campaign.” Hey Bro
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Silent and unhappy is better than vocal and unhelpful.” Silent and unhappy
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  • Claire and Alex in Modern Family: “How did you get so smart? I’ve always assumed adoption or baby switch.” How did you get so smart?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.” This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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  • Jim Halpert in The Office: “You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. I don't mean to brag, but, New Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00.” You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.
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