• Harvey and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Well, you know, you do the best you can to raise them [children], and in the end, they drive...” You do the best you can to raise them
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  • Tate Langdon and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I want to be with you so badly. And that's never happened to me. With a girl. Are you gay?” I want to be with you so badly.
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day, and she's never said I'm pretty once.” I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!” You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
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  • Kai Anderson in American Horror Story: “I said there is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.” There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “We’re going out, Marge! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths! All right!” We’re going out, Marge!
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones that you MOST expect?” I can't believe it
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I'm upset with you cause you're leaving me... Is this one of those times when you act upset so it...” The one where Chandler was leaving
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  • Dina Tribbiani and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “He's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny. You got pregnant for funny?” He's real funny.
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “There's no cure for being a cunt.” There's no cure for being a cunt.
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