• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Bart, this is your father! Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.” This is your father!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Where do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.” Where do you even buy sheets like this?
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  • Syrio Forel in Game of Thrones: “There is only one God and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.” There is only one God
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk.” I'm in no condition to drive.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “So Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not? Well, Larry is white.” Larry is white.
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  • Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Ooh, you took a black and white picture of a lawn...” Whistle While Your Wife Works
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.” This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I wish you’d jump in the oven. That would make my life a whole lot easier.” I wish you’d jump in the oven.
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  • Hank in Californication: “You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.” You can’t snort a line of coke
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.” I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
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