• Myron and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Are you Dr. House? I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes.” Are you Dr. House?
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  • Tony in After Life: “Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all? When did that start?” Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?” What kind of monster
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “OK, I gotta tell you, my weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... but you are clearing it in street shoes.” My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love you too.” Finally!
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  • Gina Linetti and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics? You hate looking at pictures of my twins.” Got any new baby pics?
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  • Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things: “Listen, don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.” Listen, I don't like most people
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “What I'm trying to say is: you are my heart worm. Now, I'm gonna let you go back to your date.” #Shamy
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!” Do you realize what this means?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?” Good point Jason
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