• Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I want to do a documentary on my life and show all of this. Great idea.” Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
    • 0
    • Share
  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't get lucky...I make my own luck!” I don't get lucky
    • 0
    • Share
  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.” What's the point of going out?
    • 0
    • Share
  • Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing in Friends: “One of my clients died on the massage table today. That's a little more relaxed than you want them...” Chandler over the top
    • 0
    • Share
  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “I have so much to teach you about drinking. It's a three-year program. Graduate level. It begins immediately.” I have so much to teach you about drinking.
    • 0
    • Share
  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Drug companies are a bit like High School Boyfriends. They're much more concerned about...” About drug companies
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.” A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Tony and Matt in After Life: “If I become an arsehole, and I do and say what the fuck I want for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too...” It's like a superpower.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Selma Bouvier and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, it's time you learned the truth about men. They're pigs? The bitterness is strong in this one.” Truth about men
    • 0
    • Share
  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half?” Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
    • 0
    • Share