• Jess Day in New Girl: “My boobs are loving this unemployment thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day.” My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself more.” I like you pampered little shit
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.” Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
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  • Rob Stark in Game of Thrones: “I asked my father How can a man be brave if he's afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave. He told me.” How can a man be brave if he's afraid?
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Marriage is scary. You're scared, I'm scared. But it doesn't make me not want to do it.” Marriage is scary
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  • Juror in The Simpsons: “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Sometimes I think he’s the KING OF STUPID” KING OF STUPID
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I had a dream and I don't want to talk about it. Whoa. Whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that?” I had a dream
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  • Trish Walker and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Jewel is a great superhero name. Jewel is a stripper's name, a really slutty stripper.” Jewel is a great superhero name
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  • Madame and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. What can we do for you?” Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
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