• Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Why does everything smell so great? Because your doppelgänger hasn't met cocaine yet.” Why does everything smell so great?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” Ron and food.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Here, you can sell my diamond ring. Oh honey, that's candy. I'm gonna kill that...” You can sell my diamond ring.
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Here is the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays, the...” Eleven Leonard, really?
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  • Melisandre and Renly Baratheon in Game of Thrones: “You should kneel, he's the Lord's chosen. Born amidts salt and smoke. Born amidts salt and smoke?” You should kneel
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  • Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones: “Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us.” Can we bring you anything to eat or drink?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Love isn't blind, it's retarded.” Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Don’t dork up our room. Don’t slut up your college.” Sisterly Love
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  • Lysa Arryn and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “[to Bronn] You do not fight with honor! No, milady. [gestures to his fallen foe] He did.” You don't fight with honor!
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.” My mother cried the day I was born
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