• Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “My friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer. One time, our boat almost tipped...” My friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer.
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  • Ben Wyatt, Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Okay, I have to ask this, I'm sorry, but how many legs did that dog have when...” Okay, I have to ask this
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  • Leslie Knope and Shauna Malwae-Tweep in Parks and Recreation: “Tough stuff. Are you posing? I don't have a photographer with me. Google Earth.” Tough stuff.
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  • April Ludgate and Bobby Newport in Parks and Recreation: “I've already been to space. I was the second person to walk on the moon. Buzz Aldrin.” I've already been to space.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “A vegan is gonna physically attack me? They're basically made of glass.” A vegan is gonna physically attack me?
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Thank you so much, everyone. I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same, and if you spend more...” I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality.” If I had to have a stripper's name
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Look, a clock. We don't have that in America.” Look, a clock.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick! No froo-froo symbolism, just a good, simple...” The Ron Swanson book club.
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  • Rachel Lerpiss and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Are you a couple? No, tragically, we are both heterosexual.” Are you a couple?
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