• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.” The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time two presidents has had sex with each other.” If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016
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  • Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You're literally listening to turkey calls. Is this not rap?” You're literally listening to turkey calls.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I don't like to throw around the word butthead too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind...” I don't like to throw around the word "butthead"
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I think you're underestimating the voters.” I think you're underestimating the voters.
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  • Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing. We're married. Still...” You had a crush on me!
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.” I don't care about that prize.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool, can't spell the word lieutenant.” Can't make a good soup
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  • Tom Haverford and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Oh, my God, those look great. And I bet they look even better on Ben's floor.” Oh, my God, those look great.
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  • Waitress and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Would you like any wine to start? Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you.” Would you like any wine to start?
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