• Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Hold on... There is something different. I went to that tanning place your WIFE suggested.” Hold on... There is something different.
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Bring him to me. Why? I wanna get my Catherine the Great on.” Google it. Totally hilarious.
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Anal dilation aside. What do you think of our case?” Anal dilation aside
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Now, go drink till it feels like you did the right thing.” Now go drink until you feel like you did the right thing.
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  • Old Man, CL and OM in Pawn Stars: “OM: Chumlee, shut the f*ck up. I know what I’m doing Chumlee. I’ve been around for awhile.” he just irritates the shit out of me
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Wow, you're pretty. Good. You've hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I'm not interested.” Wow, you're pretty.
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  • Karen and Hank in Californication: “You look great. I look like a fucking FBI agent!” You look great
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.” If you get pulled over for speeding
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? [pauses] Perhaps she’s done something...” If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Stay low.” Savage
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