• Captain Ray Holt and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Everyone, I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt. Speech! That was my speech.” I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt.
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  • Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Oh my God, she's totally gonna flunk us. I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade.” Oh my God, she's totally gonna flunk us.
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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Our second option is surveillance footage of Detective Amy Santiago soliciting drugs using...” Our second option is
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Bob Annderson in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “When I die, please give Kevin my regards. What should I tell him? Regards.” Regards
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I'm not a stone cold bitch. I'm a natural, beautiful presence.” I'm not a stone cold bitch. I'm a natural, beautiful presence.
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  • Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “There's a typo in this crossword!” The moment you realize you want to marry her.
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  • Charles Boyle in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Nikolaj is a picky eater. I lied about his palette. All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles.” Nikolaj is a picky eater.
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  • Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Jake, that sounded really bad, is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine. I'm talking to you.” Everything's fine.
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You and Santiago are cute, I'll put you in a boat. You'll put us in a what?” You and Santiago are cute
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  • Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Also, IT says the Internet is down. What? No! I just clicked a link that said...” The Internet is down
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